Let Me See that (Hood) Thong

I must have watched too many rap videos in my day, because when I saw the URL hoodthong.com, I imagined something more along the lines of a Trina shoot in King magazine. But even though I think this sartorial monstrosity is actually some sort of “contemporary art” hoax, I have to admit it’s a topic worthy of analysis. Is there room for the hood thong on the runways of Milan? Would Heidi Klum greet it with an icy  Auf Weidersehen or would she love it?

In my mind, there is a conflict of functionality as the hood is designed to cover up and trap in heat, where as the thong is designed to open things up and let the buttocks breath (for hygenic purposes). It also seems as though the hood thong acts like a haute couture chastity belt, which is a bit distressing. But hey, if Uggs happened so could this…what do you guys think?