Ding Dong Merrily On High

What is Christmas? It’s a little robin red-breast, petrified by the wind. It’s an orphan in a blanket being helped into a shed. It’s a snowman whose nose-carrot has been stolen and subsequently eaten by a gypsy thief.

Merry Christmas, players! Enjoy the day chilling with family, watching the Celtics crush the Lakers, eating Chinese food at the movies, or doing whatever it is you do. I’ll see you on the flip.

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