RATTLER: the coolest band in the world x infinity
RATTLER is the sweetest band in the universe. they were voted that in 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008. they party for breakfast, lunch and dinner. and dessert too. they are banned from most bars on the east coast but they can still do press conferences everywhere. Mickey Hollywood Fangs, Rattler’s lead ax, has a studio above our new offices, so sometimes we kick it and talk about beer, bikes, babes, and beer. The mega band has a new album coming out soon so stay tuned for the release and the party tour starting in Daytona.
Rattler’s hit single #1: PANTY INCINERATOR
Rattler’s hit single #2 (ballad): RATTLER WAY OF LIFE


























