Redbull Snowscrapers

I also went to Snowscrapers last night but unlike like my colleague Chris, I wilded out on a yacht that was so toasty, I had to keep going out to the deck to cool down. Sorry my dude! Seriously though, it was so brick that I would not have lasted long without the Redbull Friends and Fam boat. Thanks Arthur and Todd! The party was off the hook, kicked it with mad old school homies and was stoked to see Shayne Pospisil take it. Mad pics from the night after the jumpie.

PoPo was in full force. Word is, Ludacris was supposed to have played along with Anthrax but NYPD shut it down saying they didn’t have enough cops to secure that kind of show. Hey Ray Kelly, what does that mean?

Rollin up grizzly style, you know how the Teamworks.

Shit looked official but damn it was cold!

The floating princess of warmth. For FORBS only. They even had Chipotle burrito bars on board. I didn’t touch that shit but still. Funniest thing were the two Chipotle brad managers rocking American Apparel Chipotle varsity sweatshirts. It almost made me think Chipotle was some hip SoCal Taqueria instead of McDonald’s Mexican spinoff. Wow.

The view from the bizoat.

Cohen and Jayceeoh feeling the stoke. Or the cold.

Sammy and his girl.

If snowboarding wasn’t your thing, there was other pretty stuff to look at.

I bet this job saved the banner company’s year. That is a really big banner.

Young Dawgie and Beefacus are $hameless.

Deka Don and Khalid are Black Ops. Hoods to the Woods coming soon!

Dave couldn’t let the weirdo in the mask out do him.

And then Wyatt got into it! Game Over.

The boat staff was dipped out.

Actually the whole event staff was – orange hat style! I had this crew convinced I was an exec sent down from corporate. No I’m not cheesin, I’m freezin!

And then it was done. It was so fucking cold we tried to figure out the fastest way outta there. Tedo almost had the John Deere crackin but after he ripped out the steering column, he noticed the starter wires were frozen. D’oh!

This lady wouldn’t give us a ride. Are you kidding me? So we just walked. The end.