I had to move last week due to the unscrupulous tactics of the Hudson Corporation, who took over my building, The Cobble Hill Towers, and jacked every rent they could in an effort to force out as many tenants as possible. Why would they be doing this in a recession? Well, the building has been rent controlled for a long time and corporations sure don’t like that, so the Hudson Corp revoked the preferential leases that had always been offered by the previous saint of a landlord, Mr. Frank Farella, and pushed every rent to the max. Once each apartment is vacated, the unit goes out of stabilization and the Hudson fucks can charge whatever they want. Anyways, I fell vic to this and had to bounce. Luckily the timing just happened to coincide with the opening of a spot with my ill homies Anton and Alex in Prospect Heights and now I’m straight country clubbing it up all summer! But back to the Towerz, this place had spiral staircases that were barely even wide enough for a person, much less a couch, and my poor baby had to come down the hard way, well hard for her at least. Yes this is what moving is like in Brooklyn. Thanks for the help Java!

I just got back from Europe last night and the first news I get is this. Seriously what the fuck? This is in the town my moms lives in and where I went to school as a kid. I had no idea we had face eating chimps. But the best part is the dickhead 911 operator who’s like ‘ohhh your monkey is killing your friend!’ Horrible. Welcome Home eh?

This is what I’m talking about! You know BK got Obama’s back.

I guess now he’s out for live presidents to represent him, say whaat???

Man I thought I had seen it all. Then I rolled up on this dude taking his goldfish for a tour of the transit system last night. He even had some sort of handheld oxygenator he was using to keep the little guys feeling fresh. Maybe he was taking them to Coney Island to set them free.

Like most people, I love DeLoreans and usually grab a shot whenever I see one. So when this one pulled up next to me in Brooklyn during the snowstorm I stuck the cam out the window and flicked away. I didn’t notice til later that homie and his girl were trying to fire up something other than the flux capacitor! Sorry dude!

This is just some bugged out shit. My dad’s side of the family is from an even smaller town five minutes outside of this one. My cousins out there have been telling me about this cult for years and have taken me to the house to see the loonies with the lists and the cameras come out to try to freak you out. I kinda thought it was all bullshit but damn apparently not!

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Not to worry, my WI fam don’t play! It’s the Militiaaaaaa!!!

I kept it on the dl as long as I could, but thanks to TheDieline and Jeff’s Google Reader, the secret is out! Yeah I’m hella deep in the Oil game, Olive that is.

I’m sure you all know about what’s poppin off in Greece right now with all the riots in response to the po po’s killing of 15 year old Alexander Grigoropoulos. Shit is horrible but peep this pic of a rioter rocking Anon goggles! Snowboarding man – it’s EVERYWHERE!!! For the most amazing pics ever of this modern day Greek tragedy peep Boston.com. Thanks to my homie Dave Finger for showing me this!

I got caught up working last night and missed the 10.Deep Holiday jumpoff. But I did roll past on my way home just in time to catch John Brown and the Ghetto Revival crew outside. Is there anything more appropriate for the season than a little hallelujah holla back? I think not. Shouts to my fellow HighSnobbist Chris Schonberger, Breezy says what up!