Thanks “Officers!”
In some Grinch like shit that makes their green uniforms strangely appropriate, park cops in Brooklyn proved themselves to be embarrassingly behind the times in shutting down a chill jib session in Fort Greene Park last Sunday. They walked right up to the jump, didn’t bother to say one word to anyone, kicked it down, and threatened to give everyone a summons. It was only after they realized that they had engaged an intelligent and level headed group of snowboarders instead of perhaps the hooligans they had been anticipating, that they started talking. Unfortunately they didn’t have anything to say that wasn’t completely retarded. You just have to laugh.










