Ok so considering all the hype for Diesel’s XXX jumpoff on Saturday, you’d figure something would have gone wrong to cast at least a bit of disappointment on the evening. Wrong. Other than a slight shitshow at the entrance, this party was off the meat rack. Once we were all sorted and in the VIP’s VIP, it was nothing but bottles, models and Lohans y’heard?! With back to back to back mind blowing performances from Hot Chip, Chaka Khan (what?!), T.I., Franz Ferdinand, M.I.A., and NERD amongst fire eaters, midgets, jugglers, trapeze artists, unlimited carnie food and every beautiful person in NY, XXX was everything it was cracked up to be. And it was in Brooklyn. Front if you will, this was that shit! Props to Carvalho for getting it up first!

“Swagger Like Us” What?

The streets of NY are ablaze with talk about Diesel’s end-all be-all XXX party going down this Saturday. With parties poppin off simultaneously in 17 global cities including New York, Amsterdam, Tokyo, Dubai, Beijing, Athens, Helsinki, Barcelona, Copenhagen, Milan, Munich, Paris, Oslo, Stockholm, Zurich, London, and Sao Paulo it looks like this shit is gonna be bigger than LiveEarth! Thanks to my girl Ann, I’m living a page right out of Willy Wonka , peep the invite!

I’ll have a full report after it all goes down but listen to how Diesel is describing it:

And for our grande finale to xXx, ladies and gents, boys and girls, roll up roll up – we’ve got sights and sounds and marvels to delight your eyes and ears – N*E*R*D, Chaka Kahn and M.I.A (who tells us she’s going to put on a very special “amazing show” for this finale) – all this will be playing live and projected on over 3,000 sq. feet of video walls – Yes, xXx NewYork will rock out this global party in one giant Rock and Roll circus Big Top top secret location with the Mahattan Skyline providing the backdrop to this incredible, stupendous, miraculous, bedazzling all night long romp – and to keep you going we’ve got 4,000 Hot Dogs, 4,000 Soft Pretzels, 4,000 Funnel Cakes, 4,000 Cups of Popcorn, 4,000 tubs of delicious Cotton Candy! Come one, come all this literally is the party to end the party to end all parties. Thankyou and goodnight.

See you there!