Ma’ Fuck Boss Tweeds! Yup that Bar on Essex in the LES/NYC
Fuck that bar Boss Tweeds!
http://www.bosstweeds.com/
I walk in on a Saturday night. Wanted to get a beer and shot before I head home. I also wanted to watch some baseball.
So i have my ID out. Dude looks at me and said ” not tonight”.
Me: Huh?
Him: Not tonight, there is a dress code.
Me: I look at myself, look at what the folks were wearing in the bar and shm on some are you kidding me type shit!
yooooooooooo this is what I had on:
I had my skateboard with me as well.
So I say to dude:
Me: Dude I come her often, was just here on Monday. Had on the same shit.
Him: not my call…owner says there is a dress code.
Me: Ok cool.
At this point I am HEATED!!! Over fucking flowing with pissed off ness!
I go chill next to the check cashing spot, right next door to see who they would let in.
White dude comes…holey jeans, kicks…IN
Asian dude comes in…looking raggedy.
So now a nigga is fucking HEATED!!!!
I walk back up the ( white ) door man and said:
me: Umm can you tell me why those dudes were let in and I was not?
him: it’s your hat?
Me: WTF!!!! my hat, why cause it is not like….I bend it like how stereotypical frat dudes have there shit) Is that why?
Him: not my call.
me: Where is the manager?
Him: not here, if you complain he is not gonna like it!
Me: WOW….this is so fucking wack and the way you came off with that not tonight shit, like it’s some cause I am black shit. And like a give a fuck if he is mad. WTF I am the mad one!
You coulda said yo man the owner is a dick face and his wack ass don’t like it when cool dudes like you come in to the bar wearing normal looking hats. I gotta do my job so if you wanna come in can you just take it off for me. I don’t wanna hear the owners bitch ass mouth.
Him: if you Promise to take off ya hat you can come in.
Me: dude fuck that, and fuck this place. I am beyond that come in now shit.
This is some bs. Whats the owners number?
Him: email him on the site. bosstweeds@gmail.com
DONE!
Now mind you this place is a fucking sports bar. The only reason I fuck with it is cause they have cheap ass drinks.
This is no fancy place.
I could go there and not have to worry about saying what up to anyone. It was like my hiding place.
But Now since I cant get in due to what I fucking have on. That place can suck a dick!
Yeah Owner dude…suck my fucking dick!
You and your fucking lame ass door man!
Next time ya door dude should not just diss fools at the door.
The LES is full of dudes like me. Yall need to move the fucking bar if you don’t want the likes of me on there.
I wonder if I would have had my white friend come in with my hat on.
hmmmmmm. I was thinking about testing that out that night.
