*Please do not take our cheeky headline for an approval to wear the sunnies below to watch the upcoming celestial event in, it is not safe!
Do, however, splurge on these grandiose shades if you want to be the center of attention. As a matter of fact, no one will be looking at anything else – eclipses or otherwise – when you roll up sporting these babies.
For just short of fifteen hundred dollars, you can ring in sunglass season with honeycomb-shaped eyewear that looks like it could shield a spaceship from intergalactic weaponry.
If wearing regular glasses has people calling us Four Eyes, what'll they call us now?
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