The Devil Works Fast, but Biden's Merch Gang Works Faster
Big props to anyone that made it through last night's election because, to put it bluntly, that spectacle was a migraine-inducing mess. No small part in thanks to Donald Trump and his inability to grasp the basic rules of a conversation.
Watching the two candidates engage in a game of Let's Talk Over One Another Constantly was painful — but no matter how infuriating watching the debate at home was for all of us, the former Vice President bore the brunt of it. And, 20 minutes in, he summarized what we were all screaming at our screens: "Will you shut up, man?"
The moment was one of the few gratifiers from the entire debate, a fact that hasn't gone unnoticed by Biden's team. As one user on Twitter said, "the devil works fast, but Biden's graphic designers work faster." Yup, the quote is already an official T-Shirt, which you can cop to support the Democratic campaign.
So, if you were looking for a new slogan tee to wear as you smash your face against a wall during the next debate, look no further. This one costs $30 and takes 14 days to ship, which means it might just arrive in time for Trump vs. Biden round two, which is scheduled to take place on October 15. Get yours here.
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