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Piggybacking on our recent investigation into the slogan tee's revival, we wanted to extend our appreciation for witwear (™ pending) by picking from our favorite stores' repertoire of sassy tops.

Be it elusive mantras or straight up giggly nonsense, the pieces below will function as your own personal billboards to communicate your thoughts without so much as opening your mouth.

Express Yourself in a Slogan Tee

Carne Bollente

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Carne BollenteRSVP T-Shirt
$100
Buy at ssense

No subtext necessary.

BEAMS

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BeamsBEAMS T x LN-CC T-Shirt With Artwork By Ed Davis
$80
Buy at LN-CC

Subtext kinda needed, though not sure I can give it to you.

BODE

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BODEGraphic-Print Cotton T-Shirt
$175
Buy at Browns

Same here, but that's sort of the point, I guess. Just run with it.

GIANNI

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GanniRelaxed Peach T-Shirt
$110
Buy at ssense

Aw, what a friendly slogan tee.

ERL

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ERLBaby-Print Cotton T-Shirt
$72
Buy at Browns

If you're trying to be "so baby girl" but haven't quite lucked out just yet, maybe being blunt about it in this ERL top will help said pursuit along.

Connie Costas

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Connie CostasEcstasy T-Shirt
$60
Buy at LN-CC

Guess Evian had more than just their Pharrell collab in the works, huh?

Moschino

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MoschinoSlogan-Print Cotton T-Shirt
$235
Buy at Farfetch

Now, we could dive deep into the sociology of the fashion system and why Moschino's fearful plea is both ironic and just – but we won't. Instead, we'd like to see you take a jab at yourself and cop this nearly 500 buck slogan tee that, by extension, makes fun of people for buying 500 buck slogan tees.

Off-White

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Off-White™Ironic Quote-Print Cotton T-Shirt
$228
Buy at Farfetch

Speaking of irony, this Off-White shirt will have you exclaiming your love of it pretty directly.

VETEMENTS

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VetementsOversized Cotton-Jersey T-Shirt
$640
Buy at Mr Porter

Seeing as their claim to fame's been irony anyway, it's only natural we'd find VETEMENTS in this list, too. Not all of their jokes land as they used to, but this one is kinda cute(sy), ngl.

Stolen Girlfriends Club

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Stolen Girlfriends ClubOnly In Paris T-Shirt
$110
Buy at ssense

Peter Rabbit? More like Peter Enabler.

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