Summertime Sadness No More: Slogan Tees For Summertime Sass
Piggybacking on our recent investigation into the slogan tee's revival, we wanted to extend our appreciation for witwear (™ pending) by picking from our favorite stores' repertoire of sassy tops.
Be it elusive mantras or straight up giggly nonsense, the pieces below will function as your own personal billboards to communicate your thoughts without so much as opening your mouth.
Express Yourself in a Slogan Tee
Carne Bollente
No subtext necessary.
BEAMS
Subtext kinda needed, though not sure I can give it to you.
BODE
Same here, but that's sort of the point, I guess. Just run with it.
GIANNI
Aw, what a friendly slogan tee.
ERL
If you're trying to be "so baby girl" but haven't quite lucked out just yet, maybe being blunt about it in this ERL top will help said pursuit along.
Connie Costas
Guess Evian had more than just their Pharrell collab in the works, huh?
Moschino
Now, we could dive deep into the sociology of the fashion system and why Moschino's fearful plea is both ironic and just – but we won't. Instead, we'd like to see you take a jab at yourself and cop this nearly 500 buck slogan tee that, by extension, makes fun of people for buying 500 buck slogan tees.
Off-White
Speaking of irony, this Off-White shirt will have you exclaiming your love of it pretty directly.
VETEMENTS
Seeing as their claim to fame's been irony anyway, it's only natural we'd find VETEMENTS in this list, too. Not all of their jokes land as they used to, but this one is kinda cute(sy), ngl.
Stolen Girlfriends Club
Peter Rabbit? More like Peter Enabler.
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