Harry Styles Fears No Cleavage
The only person who could do Harry Styles' wardrobe any justice is, well, Harry Styles. As Love On Tour 2022 continues into NYC, Styles took a break from the road to grab some pizza at Rubirosa with partner Olivia Wilde and, obviously, he didn't exactly dress down.
Spotted together on the evening of August 18, Styles & Wilde (WildeStyles?) held hands as they cut a swathe through a deluge of paparazzi and star-struck admirers.
Styles was masked-up but, even if the lower half of his face is obscured, there's no way to mistake Harry Styles for anyone except Harry Styles.
It's a slight departure from his custom Gucci outfits, but Styles has always preferred his personal effects when not on-stage, anyways.
And who knows, perhaps his pal Alessandro Michele helped source Styles' especially loose-knit crochet shirt. It certainly looks like something Michele might design, anyways.
Styles wore his barely-there shirt — seriously, you can almost see right through it — buttoned low to reveal his bare chest and a few tattoos. Fellas, you don't have to dress exactly like Styles but it'd do you some good to learn to not fear a little summertime cleavage.
Beneath the shirt, Styles had on a pair of creased slacks pooled atop white Vans Authentic sneakers. Nothing wild.
This looks is obviously all about the shirt, knitted with an interlocking floral weave and doused in bright streaks of pastel color.
Don't let that distract you from the fact that Harry Styles inexplicably altered his iconic locks: rather than allow his famously floofy hair to swoosh around as it so often does, Styles used a hair clip to cinch it skyward like some sort of drug store topknot.
It reminds me of being a teenager with long hair working food service, being forced to clip my hair up for some hygienic reason or another.
Styles' hair adjustment is uncharacteristically ungraceful, as if it was a spur-of-the-moment decision made to keep his bangs from dangling into his pizza or something.
On the other hand, it's been fairly muggy in New York these past few nights so it probably feels at least a bit better to lift up humidity-heavy hair.
Notice that I haven't mentioned Olivia Wilde at all here. It's not that her style isn't deserving of mention, it's just that I'd rather spend time focusing on her incredibly dance moves, recently displayed during a few of Harry Styles' Love on Tour 2022 stops.
Wilde's dancing is charmingly guileless, the kind of openly innocent groove that one displays only if they're really feeling the tunes.
It's nice! It's just nice to see people enjoying themselves as Wilde so clearly is, offering a slight smile as she departs Rubirosa hand-in-hand with her nearly shirtless, hair-clipped beau.
