'Fit Battle: Batman vs. Catwoman
Two new Wonders of the World just dropped!
Robert Pattinson and Zoë Kravitz have embarked on The Batman press tour, proving in the process that god loves all his children, but put some extra-special care into the man destined to play Edward Cullen and the woman borne of Lisa Bonet.
At a special screening of the film in London, the duo went head-to-perfectly-chiseled-head in two outfits I can only describe as "hot."
Pattinson, our favorite compulsive liar, donned an oversized suit by Lucie and Luke Meier for Jil Sander. Worn over a black turtleneck, the set's sharply tailored jacket complemented a pair of pressed trousers flaunting a full two breaks.
Accessorized with a chunky chain bracelet and black leather boots, the 'fit was giving grunge Gotham City zoot suit-er, in the best way possible.
Kravitz, on the other hand, wore a Saint Laurent gown constructed with some sort of under-boob harness segmenting the cup area into what I can only describe as two tiny butt-cheeks.
Factor in Kravitz's sassy mules and clip-on bangs, and — as Twitter aptly pointed out — you've got a YASSSified Holly Golightly.
Some 'Fit Battles present a clear-cut winner, but Pattinson vs. Kravitz is like picking which of your best friends you'd save from a fire. If you think hard, you can probably come to a decision, but it's not something you'd really like to declare out loud.