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While fun in theory, the reality of virtual video call backgrounds is very different. I mean, have you tried these things? Limbs and faces have a habit of fading away into the Caribbean sunset. And, as we're reaching what should be the dying days of Zoom all day everyday, we thought we'd have one last push for upping your real-life Zoom background.

If you're the elevated type, then a virtual Zoom background probably won't cut it. To subtly flex on fellow colleagues, you need something real. And to that effect, we've gathered a list of artworks and collectibles that will up your backdrop game.

And what's more — they'll also serve as a handy topic of conversation should you need one. Awkward silences are still a thing in the virtual world, after all.

Scroll on for art pieces and collectibles that are way better than virtual video call backgrounds.

Supreme HNIC Skateboard Deck

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SupremeHNIC Skateboard Deck
$162
Buy at Hype Clothinga

One of the final tangible vestiges of Supreme's skateboarding past are its decks. But don't expect to see many actually shredding these decks. They're collectibles and they're ideal for the Zoom flex.

BAPE Busy Works Wall Clock

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BAPEBusy Works Wall Clock
$479
Buy at Hype Clothinga

Well, you need some way to tell everyone you're actually busy. This BAPE wall clock should do the job.

Supreme Exit Skateboard Deck Set

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SupremeExit Skateboard Deck Set
$432
Buy at Hype Clothinga

When one deck isn't enough... The man running out of the emergency exit is a light nod to our daydreams while on a Zoom call.

Highsnobiety x MSCHF Blur Euro Stack

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Highsnobiety x MSCHFBlur Euro Stack
$70
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"No, John, your camera's fine, the Euro Stack is designed to be pixelated."

Idea Generale Tabi Vase

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Idea GeneraleTabi Vase
$285
Buy at Highsnobiety

Few heels are as iconic as Maison Margiela's Tabi Boots. In ceramic form, the Tabi makes a beautiful home for a colorful set of blooms.

Daniel Arsham IKEA Art Event Clock

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Daniel ArshamIKEA Art Event Clock
$74
Buy at StockX

Time flies when you're on a Zoom call, doesn't it?

FTP Mini Basketball Hoop

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FTPMini Basketball Hoop
$65
Buy at StockX

You might want to position this mini basketball hoop on the wall behind your camera. Practice your fadeaway when you lose concentration, just make sure your camera is turned off.

Chinatown Market Secret Club "Dior" Monogram Basketball

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Chinatown MarketSecret Club "Dior" Monogram Basketball
$79
Buy at StockX

More ammunition for the mini basketball hoop, because you don't want to have to keep getting up to collect your airballs.

MF Doom Collectible Mask

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MF DoomCollectible Mask
$275
Buy at Grailed

A good Zoom backdrop should communicate who you are. If you, like us, are a disciple of the All-Caps Man, then this collectible MF DOOM mask is an essential addition.

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